Relationship Advice (Don’t Trust Gaara)

Posted: October 7th, 2010 | Author: admin | Filed under: Relationship Problems | Tags: , , , , | 26 Comments »


Our Masquerade skit that we preformed at Saboten-Con 2009, in the Masquerade Skit Contest. We were entry number four, and won First Award. (: Here’s the script, if you didn’t understand some of it. The microphone blanked out a few times and we spoke quickly. (Time limitations.) Naruto: So Gaara… Ehe, how you doin’? Gaara: Well… I’ve been focusing on the Chuunin Exams… You know, I watched and I thought that Sakura did pretty good. Naruto: Sakrua-chan?! Really?! Ohohh… Ehuh… I think I LIKE Sakura-chan… Gaara: Oohh… Hah, well… Women LOVE sideburns! Naruto: Sideburns?! Really?! Gaara: Well, looks at Elvis! I mean, he was a hunk-a hunk-a burnin’ love! Naruto: So, will this really work for Sakura-chan? Gaara: It should! Naruto: Oooohhhhhh… Uh!! Uh, h-hi Sasuke! Sasuke: Hi. Naruto: So, uh… S-Sakura?! Sasuke: …You’re not trying to win her over again, are you? Naruto: Uh… noooo… Sasuke: …Well, maybe I can help you out. II mean, if she doesn’t like me, and she likes you, she won’t go after me anymore. Naruto: …Y-You– You sure? Sasuke: Yeah. Naruto: R-Really? Sasuke: Look, she won’t go after you if you smell like THAT. Naruto: I don’t smell THAT bad! Sasuke: Whatever… Sakura likes fruity smelling… things. Here, try this. Naruto: Whoa, that’s strong. Sakura: Awh man… How come Sasuke doesn’t like me? What am I doing wrong? Gaara: Hey Sakura-chan… Sakura: Hey! Gaara! What are you doing here? Gaara: Oh you know… The Chuunins. Sakura: Well, okay …

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26 Comments on “Relationship Advice (Don’t Trust Gaara)”

  1. 1 Taylorzxzx said at 9:34 am on October 7th, 2010:

    lolz
    Sakura: Naruto wat r u doing?
    Naruto: Im doin gooood
    Sakura: Wat r those growing out of your ears
    Naruto: THERE CALLED SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!

  2. 2 xXYahikoUchihaXx said at 9:37 am on October 7th, 2010:

    @narunarucosplay
    LOL! Alright you got it! :3 By the way I have my Sakura shippuden cosplay now! you should check out my profile.! Sakura random cosplay shoping fun! :3!!!!!! I miss you guys too, and I’ll msg . o.o

  3. 3 reallyboredist said at 9:51 am on October 7th, 2010:

    @narunarucosplay
    Hah, those troublesome sideburns =D

  4. 4 narunarucosplay said at 10:00 am on October 7th, 2010:

    @deathxoverxlife UNICORNS? JESUS AND CHEESE LIVE WITH MY ZEBRAS!!!

    ~~Naru

  5. 5 narunarucosplay said at 10:47 am on October 7th, 2010:

    @xXYahikoUchihaXx SSAAKKKUUURRAAA-CCHHHAAANNNN! <3 <3 <3 You should keep in touch. Message me. xD Text me. :) And no worries. We are both short! Dattebayo. <3 I miss you! You should hang with us some time. Sasuke and I miss you, ‘tebayo! <3 <3 <3

    =^.^=

    ~~Naru

  6. 6 narunarucosplay said at 11:23 am on October 7th, 2010:

    @reallyboredist You’re telling me. Sakura was so annoyed at my sideburns. xDD

    ~~Naru

  7. 7 reallyboredist said at 11:32 am on October 7th, 2010:

    lol you can see naruto putting on his sideburns and sasuke helping him out XD

    This was really funny, haha, gaara is so bad at giving relationship advice :)

  8. 8 Echofromsomewere1 said at 11:36 am on October 7th, 2010:

    American Sakura (too much hamburgers) :)
    P.S. no ofense im a bit fat too.

  9. 9 NShippudenFan said at 12:27 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    haha nice

  10. 10 snakekatie2 said at 12:34 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    @Phantomsangel14 urwelcome ^( O n _n)^

  11. 11 Phantomsangel14 said at 1:30 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    @snakekatie2
    Thanku
    -Gaara-

  12. 12 narunarucosplay said at 2:27 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    @ginelleify Hmm?

  13. 13 xXYahikoUchihaXx said at 3:25 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    O.O B-But I I got sweets.. AND HI GAARA! O3o

    -Sakura-

  14. 14 ginelleify said at 3:59 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    thanks for what

  15. 15 snakekatie2 said at 4:28 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    urwelcome!

  16. 16 narunarucosplay said at 4:43 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    Thanks. (:

    –Sasuke

  17. 17 snakekatie2 said at 5:26 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    nice skit! ^w^

  18. 18 deathxoverxlife said at 5:58 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 0.0 how many was that? xD HI THERE O.O I DON’T SMELL THAT BAD xD OMG I’M HYPER xD HI HI HI HI HI HI GAARA AND AND AND AND SASU AND AND AND AND NARU AND AND, THE UNICORNS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  19. 19 narunarucosplay said at 6:50 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    Thanks! Glad you liked it! XD And we wish you could’a gone too, but that’s why we scrounged up this video! (: For those who missed out.

    –Sasuke

  20. 20 narunarucosplay said at 7:08 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    Yeah! Of course! XD Your lines were fuckin’ BOMB, man.

    –Sasuke

  21. 21 HikariofChaos said at 7:57 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    Lol XD

    That was awesome. Man, I wish I could’ve gone in to see y’all!

  22. 22 Phantomsangel14 said at 8:13 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    Loook LOOOK I see me! lol

    -Gaara-

  23. 23 narunarucosplay said at 8:47 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    Thanks! Awh, glad you liked it!

    –Sasuke

  24. 24 narunarucosplay said at 9:46 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    Yes! XD We love you too, Lavi!

    –Sasuke

  25. 25 narunarucosplay said at 10:27 pm on October 7th, 2010:

    Wai tank chu. (:

    –Sasuke

  26. 26 Barney Swoager said at 12:32 pm on December 2nd, 2011:

    sometimes it just feels good though

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